Episode 1

welcome to the first edition of Singaporean Gundus.haha..  this section is where i potray Singaporeans who just cant seem to get it right. u know, “never use brain one!!” (adapted from PCK Pte Ltd) .. so ya.. be sure to look out for this one as its gonna be updated only once a week. n finally, BE VERY sure u are not the one who’s pic is on my blog. haha.. lastly, it might appear lame to some of you, but read it with an open mind and a light heart yea so as to give u a bit of a laugh. haha
P.S :  For those whose pics are unfortunately in this section, kindly contact me to have it removed if you are unhappy about certain issues. easy, just leave me a comment, or is that too hard for you too? pP

anyway, for this weeks edition, we’ll start small. i was at the Library studying today. guess what, the seats were all taken up at 10.01am… the lib itself opens at 10am sharp. haha.. kiasu i must say. u can actually find ppl queing at 9.45am n rush into the lib once its open as though its the final day of the Great Singapore Sale. So ya, i was seated down.. n noticed 3 boys finding a seat. there wasnt any.. guess what..

of all places they could seat, even on the floor, they chose to seat beside the dustbin!!  haha..just look at the spaces available.. damn.. well, shocked as i was, i thought to myself a few reasons why they sat there.. here they are..

1.  The dustbin had a lovely scent that simply blinded them into seating near it. the smell mght have been too hard to resist for them.. i wonder what it smelled like.. Hugo Boss maybe.. or Polo Black.  haha.. who knows. only they..

2.  they might have not taken a bath before coming to the lib. hence wanted to use the dustbin as an excuse for the awful smell. haha. go figure.  it is a public place u noe.

3.  lastly, they might have dropped out of school n worked as the library attendants.. having to take care of the dustbin , preventing vandalism or sumting. or worst, they’re some terrorist who’ve put a bomb in it n just waiting for the right time to leave.. hopefully when i left too.. haha

so there you have it.. episode 1 of Singaporean Gundus. Can u dig it?